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I dislike cats, especially the ones that live in my house.

Posted in Rants with tags , , , , on May 25, 2012 by ccartlidge

Today I found out that if you shake a pickup truck, more gas fits in the tank. Science, people.

Also, my housemates have taken it upon themselves to welcome a small cat into our house. They are calling it Chance, because they apparently think cats are cute. I’m calling him Suleyman the Magnificent because he shits on everything (no strict relation to the legacy of the human Suleyman).